Thousand Island Dressing

NO MORE STORE BOUGHT CRAP!

YOU NEED [for a rather huge portion]

1 cup Mayo [hellman's, light is good]

1 large tablespoon chili sauce

chopped parsley

1 or 2 green onions, finely chopped

a few dill pickles, finely chopped

a few chopped capers

1 egg, hard boiled

a squeeze of lemon juice

[alternately... just throw it in a blender or food processor]

OPTIONAL

garlic

olives

bell peppers

tomato paste

season with salt and pepper.